I already spent your allowance, kids

My father-in-law is getting married this weekend, and I don't know what to wear.

My best friend came home, and we did a lot of fun things.

I love my life right now.

Slice of life could not be any better. Noteworthy sweet tea.

I forsake all other nachos before Moe's.

Everyone needs something, but I can't say what it is.

My parents are ignoring me, but I don't really have anything to say anyway.

Brevity is best.