I wanna rock right now, my name is AJ and I cam to get down

Ladies and Gentleman, kids of all ages, I am friggin extatic to announce that my first "publication" is out. Those familiar with the heavenly McSweeneys.net already know how awesome it would be to have something publishe there. I know too, first hand suckas! Read my letter here! Tell me what you think, honestly. I am pretty damn excited about this, half of me just exploded. Thanx!