Melon Man and the Marmalade Madness
I should probably not ever own a household chemical manufacturing company. I would be too tempted to put things like, "Now Better Tasting!" on the bleach bottles or recipies for bombs on the toilet bowl cleaner. Yeah.
Yesterday, I had all of this free time and pretty much nothing to do with it. I tried to write some stuff I've been working on, but I've kinda been discouraged about my writing abilities lately, ah-so I got very little done. I ended up nailing a bunch of boards to a chair so that it is impossible to sit on the cushon. This would have pissed off my wife, so I then dismantled my work. But it was fun while it lasted.
Disconnected, discontinued, discontent, disco!
I am a terrible student. I mean probably the worst student ever to actually attempt to study. I don't know how I will ever make it in the world, I'm not gonna be rich, though. I can promise you that. Rich would be a bad choice. A lot of people go to college to get rich. They are rich majors.
It's funny, a lot of other counties in NC have strawberry or oyster fesivals. Blue Crab, watermelon, apple, corn, all sorts of festivals devoted to a food thing, but here in Wilmington, we have the Azalea Festival. Azaleas are poisonous if you eat them.
A hah ahahaha ahahaha ahaha aahahahhha ahha aha haaha ahahaha aha aha ahahaha!
It's the internet. It is just as bad as television. That is why I have no creative juices. That and the fact that my creative juicer is on the fritz. I waste all of this time now looking at youtube videos and reading McSweeneys and my awesome creative powers are just zapped. I should probably just leave the keyboard alone for a while. I will limit myself to two email checks a day and I'll just chech Mcsweeneys once evey morning to see if my thing has been published yet. And I'll do this blahg thing ever once in a while. Like y'all care.
Yeah! Raspberries and lemons in my mouth make me wanna go whoo-yipple! It's a goodun!
Yesterday, I had all of this free time and pretty much nothing to do with it. I tried to write some stuff I've been working on, but I've kinda been discouraged about my writing abilities lately, ah-so I got very little done. I ended up nailing a bunch of boards to a chair so that it is impossible to sit on the cushon. This would have pissed off my wife, so I then dismantled my work. But it was fun while it lasted.
Disconnected, discontinued, discontent, disco!
I am a terrible student. I mean probably the worst student ever to actually attempt to study. I don't know how I will ever make it in the world, I'm not gonna be rich, though. I can promise you that. Rich would be a bad choice. A lot of people go to college to get rich. They are rich majors.
It's funny, a lot of other counties in NC have strawberry or oyster fesivals. Blue Crab, watermelon, apple, corn, all sorts of festivals devoted to a food thing, but here in Wilmington, we have the Azalea Festival. Azaleas are poisonous if you eat them.
A hah ahahaha ahahaha ahaha aahahahhha ahha aha haaha ahahaha aha aha ahahaha!
It's the internet. It is just as bad as television. That is why I have no creative juices. That and the fact that my creative juicer is on the fritz. I waste all of this time now looking at youtube videos and reading McSweeneys and my awesome creative powers are just zapped. I should probably just leave the keyboard alone for a while. I will limit myself to two email checks a day and I'll just chech Mcsweeneys once evey morning to see if my thing has been published yet. And I'll do this blahg thing ever once in a while. Like y'all care.
Yeah! Raspberries and lemons in my mouth make me wanna go whoo-yipple! It's a goodun!
posted by AJ. That's right, AJ. | 1:12 PM
1 Comments:
You know, I do read this sometimes, so it was probably not the best idea to publish the info. about the chair. What the hell chair did you nail stuff to?!?
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