Ridiculocity

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Location: Wilmington, North Carolina, United States

I am an English major at UNCW. You know what I want to do with my life? I want to write. Hey, look! I'm doing what I want with my life!

Saturday, December 24, 2005

How about one for the toad

So, I have not posted in twelve days, but I feel no remorse whatsoever. I am starting to doubt that anybody besides me reads this. Today is christmas eve, but also my one year wedding aniversary. The latter is much more exciting for me.

I find it hard to believe that I have been married for a year, or that it is almost 2006. This year went by so quickly that I initialy thought that next year was going to be 2005. This is some crazy junk.

So, updateds with me: School ended, and next semester I am taking poetry writing instead of women's studies. I have not written anything since that prose poem. I got some new boots from the military sirplus store and a raincoat from a trift store. It's christmas in July in December. I may be getting a tattoo in a few days, but I am not quite sure of what it will be.

My parents asked me not to come over on christmas day. I am going today, but what is up with that? This will be the first in what I imagine will be a series of christmases where I don't see my family on the morning of the 25th.

It is time for a random ramble. Un, Deux, trois, Allons Y!

I had a dream the other night that I learned spanish and when I woke up I knew more spanish than I did when I went to sleep. I have no logical explination for this or the fact that I took a step off the ground the other day, it is possible that neither thing actually happened, but I am pretty sure that they did. Those no bake oatmeal cookies really are not very good at all and I don't know why I eat them every time somebody makes them. Not really every time but every time I see it happen or at least se the results of it happening. I have gained a bit of a holiday doughiness and am looking forward to jogging it off throught the woods but there realle are no woods close to my house in Wilmimgton I can't really call it a home because I am still not used to it at all. I bought a hammock and I am going to find a place in the bit of woods I do know to hang it and relax sometimes. You better watch out! You better watch yourself fool! Mele kalikimaka there are no hidden or silent letters in the hawaiian language but I can not prove that. Propane is flamable, but I can not prove that because there are other things in the propane tank with the propane and they could be the flamable and not necessarily the propane itself. She don't lie she don'the don't lie propane. Propane in the main vein is a pain. Lobster mash soup comes out by the scoop in Chicago's loop. Happy birthday Mr. Resident, your rent is due and so are you and you can't hide but can confide if you pay today. OK! fill up the car and go to the bar to fill up the man and get to the plan. The plan isn't real, I know the deal, after every meal just in front of the wheel, for rizzy! Bad poets don't know it but inevitably show it but the confidence could make you wince 'cause good poets hence never left the fence. Incredibly dense is the fabric of my skull but not the man from the grassy knoll the second spitter the second quitter the second cjhance. The one second chance for something big. The one second chance, you missed it!

Whatever.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

actually, I got on-line today for the sole purpose of seeing if you had posted a blog. I enjoy reading them. Hope you and erica have a very special christmas and one year anniversary. Ya'll deserve every special thing life can give to you.
-Bonnie

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