Missouri in my mouth
I am only posting right now to procrastinate. I have four papers I need to type today and tomorrow, totaling a minimum of seventeen pages. One of them is in French and two of them are for the same class. The other one I actually want to write, as it is a creative nonfiction exersize for creative writing, but I fear that all of my creative energies will be sapped by the time I get to it. All around me I see people writing their papers, getting their stuff done and I sit here drowning in a sea of assignments without even attempting to swim. And it's not really that funny. The paper I have to write for French, I wrote friday. Then upon arriving in class, I found that there were actual guidelines for the paper which I did not read beforehand. Now, I have to write a whole nother paper. Negative amigo.
There is a bicycle gang or something like that downtown and it congregates around the soapbox. I may have already lost some of you, but that does not really concern me. When I drive past this gang, which I have named "Spokesbox" they all ding their little bike bells at me. I must then ding mine in return. I have the dorkiest bell on the planet. 'Nuff said.
Oh, la la la la la la la la la! Don't wanna do my papers, don't wanna read my articles, don't wanna load the dishwasher or take out the garbage! (Give it your own tune!) Don't wanna work for money or pay my stinkin' bills. I just wanna write some stuff and get my dog wasted on pills. Yeah!
My French professor, who is very French and like me does not watch televison except for movies, made an unexpected referance to the Matrix. It surpirzed me, it seemed out of character for her to do that. We were discussing dissention in America and France and she said, "Do you want to take the blue pill or the red pill?" I pondered why such a deep and pensive person would make such a referance, then I realized that it is a common and profound principle which applies to all of our lives. Like my marriage for example. By getting married I took the blue pill (or red, I haven't seen the movie in a while). I started a whole new life in a completely different world and there is no turning back. I could very well have taken the other pill and stayed with my parents and never known the whole experience that is college age marriage. But I would not trade it for anything. So I'm here to tell you not to ba affraid to take the blue (or red, whichever one causes irreversable chance) pill and just sit back and enjoy the ride.
Little known fact about me, while we're on the topic of pills. I used to take Ambien a lot. It gives one the feeling of being extremely drunk without vomiting or a hangover. I'm not sure if it is bad for you, but I quit taking them years ago.
Dumptrucks in the morning! Also meant to be sung. Or snug if you are uncomfortable with your singing voice. Or signing. Sung snug singing signing. Procrastination.
Anybody wanna write some papers for me?
There is a bicycle gang or something like that downtown and it congregates around the soapbox. I may have already lost some of you, but that does not really concern me. When I drive past this gang, which I have named "Spokesbox" they all ding their little bike bells at me. I must then ding mine in return. I have the dorkiest bell on the planet. 'Nuff said.
Oh, la la la la la la la la la! Don't wanna do my papers, don't wanna read my articles, don't wanna load the dishwasher or take out the garbage! (Give it your own tune!) Don't wanna work for money or pay my stinkin' bills. I just wanna write some stuff and get my dog wasted on pills. Yeah!
My French professor, who is very French and like me does not watch televison except for movies, made an unexpected referance to the Matrix. It surpirzed me, it seemed out of character for her to do that. We were discussing dissention in America and France and she said, "Do you want to take the blue pill or the red pill?" I pondered why such a deep and pensive person would make such a referance, then I realized that it is a common and profound principle which applies to all of our lives. Like my marriage for example. By getting married I took the blue pill (or red, I haven't seen the movie in a while). I started a whole new life in a completely different world and there is no turning back. I could very well have taken the other pill and stayed with my parents and never known the whole experience that is college age marriage. But I would not trade it for anything. So I'm here to tell you not to ba affraid to take the blue (or red, whichever one causes irreversable chance) pill and just sit back and enjoy the ride.
Little known fact about me, while we're on the topic of pills. I used to take Ambien a lot. It gives one the feeling of being extremely drunk without vomiting or a hangover. I'm not sure if it is bad for you, but I quit taking them years ago.
Dumptrucks in the morning! Also meant to be sung. Or snug if you are uncomfortable with your singing voice. Or signing. Sung snug singing signing. Procrastination.
Anybody wanna write some papers for me?
posted by AJ. That's right, AJ. | 3:32 PM
1 Comments:
Write your own stinkin papers or Pizza the Hut will eat you! Good post. What does your bike bell sound like?
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