Ridiculocity

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Location: Wilmington, North Carolina, United States

I am an English major at UNCW. You know what I want to do with my life? I want to write. Hey, look! I'm doing what I want with my life!

Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Now we're bloggin' now

I was sitting in my office, shuffling through very important and impressive papers when I decided that everyone on the internet should be given the opportunity to hear my meaningless thoughts and observations. So, here is my humble blog. Read it, and leprechauns will not steal your frilly underthings.

I really want a motorcycle, but my wife says that I have to pay for the whole thing up front instead of financing it. So if you have any compassion for your fellow man at all, you will donate your resources to assist me in acquiring a motorbike. I'm thinkin a BMW F 650 CS would rock sufficiently. If you happen to have one of these bikes sitting around that you are not using, feel free to send it my way.

Now that we have this incredibly weak first entry out of the way, I am going to leave you with this thought: Why would any person need to carry an entire carton of cigarettes with them?

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

For various possible reasons. Maybe they hate shopping and want to buy a lot at once but then don't want to leave them at home because the dog eats them or the children steal them and so carry them with them in either an extra large back pocket or hand bag. By the way, I also said that if you saved up enough money for a motorcycle we could put the money to much better use for some other purpose.

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