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Location: Wilmington, North Carolina, United States

I am an English major at UNCW. You know what I want to do with my life? I want to write. Hey, look! I'm doing what I want with my life!

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Bombs Made of Indina Silk

Would be very beautiful, but very bad at their jobs.

So, after two months without a refrigerator, I finally can enjoy fresh milk at home again. If you are ever posed with the question, "How long would it take the world's worst apartment to replace a fridge?" you can now answer, "Two friggin' months."

And when I say worst in the world, I really don't know, but it is definately the worst in Wilmington. I won't name it, for legal reasons, but lest just say it starts with a "T" and ends in "he Glen." We have a basketball court with no goals, a tennis court with no nets that people are not allowed to play on, a pool that has been closed since August 2005 and has not been cleaned since about two weeks prior to that, oh and, hey, they take two months to replace a broken fridge. This annonymous community (The Glen) is where bad college students and immigrants go when they die.

The Appalachian trail. I wanna do it. I'm gonna.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay just letting you know that I read your blog. I'm glad you have a fridge now. Keep your mayonnaise cold!

8:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, i think campus edge is probably the worst in Wilmington.

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with Erica!

12:24 AM  
Blogger Jacob said...

When are you gonna post again and when are you gonna call me.....Fred. Talk to ya later.

11:36 PM  
Anonymous Monkey said...

That was a good summer though.

11:39 PM  

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